Less than half of Americans get flu shots every year, believing that they’re not necessary or can cause side effects that make them not worth it. The Onion takes a look at the pros and cons of getting a flu shot.
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Already need to go to Walgreens for more Pringles.
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Slippery slope to regularly seeking necessary medical treatment.
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Chance to finally feel something.
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Shots give ouchies!
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Reduced risk of transmission makes great Christmas gift for visiting elderly parents.
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Can’t remember if thing with needles phobia or philia.
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Get to show nurse your strong biceps.
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Hurts romantic chances with Jenny McCarthy.
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Spares you inconvenience of having to wash hands for rest of winter.
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Feel guilty standing in way of epidemic.
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