Pros And Cons Of Requiring Covid Vaccinations

The Department of Veterans Affairs and many medical facilities have announced they will begin requiring employees to be vaccinated against Covid-19, as other states and companies debate whether to make vaccinations mandatory. The Onion looks at the pros and cons of requiring Covid vaccinations.

PRO

Fake vaccination cards very lucrative business opportunity
Good way to keep HR department busy for a few months
Would saves millions of innocent profits
Always fun to piss off Eric Clapton
Surely there’s at least some benefit in taking rudimentary public health measures

CON

Cruise ships more exciting when there a public health threat on board
Could cripple America’s burgeoning ventilator industry
Just came up with new argument about how this is related to Holocaust
Waste of perfectly good needles intended for intravenous opiate use
Violates deeply held American values of recklessly endangering others

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