Psychiatric Tome Getting Long-Awaited Update

A draft of the fifth edition of the Diagnostic And Statistical Manual Of Mental Disorders (DSM) has been posted for online review before its publication in 2013. What do you think?

"If they change which planets men and women are from, I'll be pissed."

Derek Neville • Systems Analyst


"I still recognize the DSM-I as the premier psychiatric-disorder classification text. Women who don't pin-curl their hair before bedtime are suffering from an acute antisocial personality disorder that requires immediate electroshock treatment."

Heather Porter • Scuba Instructor

"Bottom line: Is this going to make it easier or harder for me to get sleeping pills?"

Eddie Nocentelli • Upholstery Repairer