Queen Breaks Record For Longest Reign

Queen Elizabeth II has just surpassed Queen Victoria as the longest-reigning monarch in British history, breaking the previous record of 63 years, seven months, and two days on the throne. What do you think?

“I bet Queen Victoria doesn’t feel like such hot shit anymore.”

Tina Walls • Pet Stylist


“Wow. Just think of all the British history she’s presided over, from the Beatles to the Troubles to the dwindling relevance of the monarchy.”

Stefan Bergstrom • Pole Vault Supplier

“May her legacy of quantity never be eclipsed.”

Harvey Kelley • Moose Courier