Queen Elizabeth II of England is visiting the United States for the fifth time in 50 years. What is on her itinerary?
May 3–8: Waving, smiling
May 3, Los Angeles: Managing briefcase No. 19 on Deal or No Deal
May 4, Williamsburg, VA: Collecting 10 years’ worth of tariffs from Colonial Williamsburg
May 5, Orlando, FL: Making diplomatic visit to Cinderella’s Castle at Walt Disney World
May 6, Charlotte, NC: Picking up fresh birds for hat
May 7, Washington, DC: Giving body over to George W. Bush during a night of Old Europe–style diplomacy
May 8, New York City: Just relaxing and watching some pay-per-view in her hotel room