Ramen Now Most Popular Prison Currency

A study of inmate populations found that ramen noodles have surpassed tobacco as the most valuable commodity within U.S. prisons, providing a caloric alternative to bland, low-quality prison food. What do you think?

“Poor Marlboro.”

Tate Dugan • Spoilage Tester


“Meanwhile, here on the outside, we’re still using good-for-nothing currency as currency.”

Dana Hammer • Unrest Queller

“The more I hear about it, the less interest I have in ever going to prison.”

Eli Whitacre • Paramecium Enthusiast