Last week, Britney Spears announced plans to divorce husband Kevin Federline. Here are the reasons the couple decided to split:
- Passionate fire flickered out during burping contest
- Writing team producing next album needed more material
- Federline kept eating last Zinger in freezer without replacing it
- Ran out of things to talk about
- Stud contract required Federline be returned to breeder after second successful siring
- Decision made by write-in vote for Kids' Choice Awards
- Federline's late nights at the office became too much of a strain
- Kevin was being all jerky and Britney was all like, "Get out. Jeez!"
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