Record-Breaking Cold Grips Midwest

Polar winds are bringing historic cold to the midwest this week, with Chicago expected to reach as low as -20º fahrenheit for the first time since the mid-1990s. What do you think?

“Don’t worry, this will be nothing but a distant memory once we start hitting record highs this summer.”

Zack Houghton • Fortnite Cartographer


“Chicago-style cold is good, but it’s too much. Give me a thin, crusty New York frost any day.”

Naomi McFadden • Drain Sealer

“Just once, I’d like the Midwest to break a record that wasn’t related to the weather or people’s weights”

Craig Bender • Systems Analyst