Red Flags That Mean It’s Time Ditch Your Doctor

That can’t be good.

How much experience can they have if they assumed no one else had​ those appendages?

The reclining seats are nice, though.

Someone is short staffed and stretched too thin.

Most medical professionals know the anus is the standard entry point for colonoscopies.

Even worse if they run out of the room and cower behind their desk.

The plot of Doc Hollywood doesn’t actually make you qualified for the complexities of general practice.

Man, this sucks! Your dad just died in a car accident, too. What a day.

There’s gotta be a catch.

Not one question about your diet?

You learn early in med school not to leave your medical equipment out in the rain.

Anyone with seven years of schooling should really know better than to leave equipment on the dash of their car in the summer.

If they’re not ready to see only you by now, they’re never going to be.

He hasn’t checked the news in seven years.

You know you have an overabundance of yellow bile, and you deserve a doctor that listens to you.

Avoid any half-asleep doctors who​ ​just spent​ seven hours overnight paving a highway and forgot to take off their reflective vest.

You don’t remember your last annual physical being quite this invasive.

They’re not even being discreet about it. The note says placebo.

If your doctor can’t even manage to keep themselves alive, you can’t expect them to heal you.

Good shit or bad shit?!

Ugh, you just know they’re gonna be so full of themselves.