Report: Anti-Vaxxer Parents Considering Throwing ‘Measles Parties’

Local media in California have reported that some anti-vaxxer parents are considering throwing “measles parties” at which unvaccinated children can come in contact with infected children in order to contract the disease and build up a natural immunity. What do you think?

“Thank God my child is too unpopular to ever be invited to something like that.”

Stephanie Powell • Cord Unraveler


“I prefer the fun mystery of not knowing which diseases my kids will come home with from their parties.”

Dylan Saunders • Porch Consultant

“They can try whatever they want, but kids’ parties are always going to suck.”

Brian Schneider • Unemployed