Report: Astronauts Flew Drunk

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An internal review at NASA revealed that some of their astronauts may have been drunk when they boarded shuttle missions into space. What do you think?

"This isn't a big deal. Astronauts are the best of the best. A drunk astronaut is as good as a sober commercial airline pilot."

Al Payton • Well Excavator

"Um, when are NASA astronauts not drunk? They're being shot into outer fucking space!"

Doris Snyder • Tobacconist


"I'm just glad I'm not an astronaut and that I can get a decent buzz on at work without everyone freaking out."

Lee Davis • Beekeeper