Report: Charles Manson’s Fiancée Was Using Him For Corpse

According to a journalist who spoke to the New York Post, Charles Manson’s fiancée Afton “Star” Burton only planned to marry him as part of a scheme to get possession of his corpse after his death and put it on display for profit, but Manson was dismissive of the plot when he found out because he believes that he’s immortal. What do you think?

“Why are all the good corpses either gay, taken, or immortal?”

Gail Clark • Teaching Aid


“Name one woman who isn’t trying to profit off her husband’s corpse.”

Ryan Cunningham • Unemployed

“Does this mean his corpse is still up for grabs?”

Dave Cervantes • Shoveling Professional