The Senate Intelligence Committee’s recently released report on the use of torture on terror suspects after 9/11 revealed that the agency paid two military psychologists $81 million to devise and carry out enhanced interrogation techniques on detainees across the world that were ultimately found to be ineffective. What do you think?


“This is going to hurt the professional reputation of torturers.”

Thomas Monger • Bursar

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“Well, ineffective torture techniques are better than no torture techniques.”

Katy Michelly • Crosswalk Attendant

“Hopefully the detainees we wrongfully tortured will derive some consolation from the fact that we didn’t get anything out of it either.”

Jimmie Amador • Biscuit Salter