Report Finds Cancer Deaths Down Overall

A joint CDC-ACS report released this week found that total deaths from cancer dropped significantly between 1999 and 2015, falling by 1.5 percent among women and 2 percent among men due to better treatment and screening. What do you think? 

“That makes sense, what with all the new and innovative ways of dying today.”

Ally Fincke • Thresher Inspector


“This could lead to an unsustainable amount of memoirs about coming out stronger on the other side.”

Paul Taggart • Playing Card Artist

“Wow, I guess all that walking I did that weekend in 2002 really worked!”

Brett Evans • Water Sommelier