According to a new report from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, July was the hottest month since recordkeeping began in 1880, averaging 1.46 degrees hotter than the July average and beating the previous record-setting month by .14 degrees. What do you think?
“And if the world works together, we can make next July even hotter.”
Mickey Copeland • Statistics Compiler
“Everyone knows the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration is always talking out of its ass.”
Dustin Belair • Lobster Importer
“As a nation, we’re doing a terrible job of manipulating statistics.”
Nan Freeberg • Contract Approver