Report: Mom Sending You Something

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PORTLAND, ME—Stating that she had put it in the mail this morning and that you should keep an eye out for it, your mother notified you Saturday that she was sending you something, reports confirmed. “I’m sending you something,” read a text message from your mom, which went on to request that you let her know whenever you receive it. “It should be there in a few days.” At press time, your mom had emailed you a package tracking number “in case you wanted it.”