Report: Texas Down To Last Lethal Injection Dose

While there are still six more prisoners on death row, Texas is reportedly down to its last dose of pentobarbital after executing a prisoner last week, giving it only enough substance for one more lethal injection. What do you think?

“The crime rate must be going through the roof over there now that criminals know they’ll just waste away in jail.”

Simon Eckstein • Systems Analyst


“One dose of pentobarbital for six prisoners—I love riddles!”

Brandi Garlock • Recreation Aide

“I hope they saved it for a special occasion, like executing someone with an IQ less than 65.”

Sam Molina • Product Rebrander