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YOUR LOCATION—Touting a limited-time offer that you simply couldn’t afford to pass up, a report released Tuesday urged you to order today given that there has never been a better time to buy than right now. “This incredible value could be yours for one low, low price, plus shipping and handling,” read the report in part, adding that this deal, which was not available in stores, was too good to last for much longer. “You could easily expect to pay double or triple what we’re offering. We guarantee you won’t find a better offer anywhere—we’re practically giving these away.” At press time, sources announced that if you ordered in the next 20 minutes, you could receive a second set at no additional cost.

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