According to ABC News, plastic surgeons are reporting an increase in women asking for surgery to fix “boot bulge,” or the inability to fit legs into knee-high boots, which involves sucking away fat from the calves. What do you think?

“Knee-high boots? Sexy!”

Bradley Neal • Parking Spot Locator


“And I just got done pushing all my abdominal fat down into my calves for summer.”

Adrienne Bishop • Flower Vase Emptier

“But once I can fit into the boots, I’ll finally be happy with my body forever, right?”

Susan Deleon • Fire Drill Coordinator