Republicans React To Trump’s Indictment In Georgia

“The Georgia I know and love would never use its laws against a white person.”

“I’ve been looking for a reason to walk into the street and start shooting people, and this seems as good an excuse as any.”

“I would rank this one as more exciting than the first and second but not as exciting as the third.”

“And yet the Dominion voting machines are free to walk the streets.”

“It’s given me a nice break from being outraged about drag queens full-time.”

“As a hyper-partisan hack, I’m incapable of critical thought.”

“Through his anointing by God, Trump speaks the law into existence, and he has clearly stated that he’s innocent.”

“With all of Trump’s legal woes, it really makes you wonder if he could possibly be innocent.”

“That nomination is mine now for sure, I can taste it.”

“I’ve never met this man in my life.”

“I would really prefer to just fix this clog, if you don’t mind.”

“Nothing an unhinged all-caps Truth Social post can’t fix.”

“Everyone knows a rich, politically connected white man can’t get a fair trial in Georgia.”

“Big whoop. Every president in our history tried to overturn the 2020 election at some point.”

“I still thought he was a really good guy after the first three indictments, but this one turned me into a Democrat.”

“Weaponizing the justice system to score political points should only be done when the targets are pregnant women or gay high school kids.”

“Who the fuck is Rico and what’s his address?”

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