A study published in The BMJ found that the more years of schooling someone gets, the more likely they will need glasses for nearsightedness. What do you think?

“Is knowing things really worth all that?”

Charles Hunt • Vittles Advocate

“Oh, shit. I just opened a Lenscrafters in America.”

Samantha Schwab • Labyrinth Designer

“Finally, the missing link between glasses and dweebs.”

Nathan Parker • Susurrus Producer