Researchers: Drinking Water Doesn’t Prevent Hangovers

A new study of 800 Dutch students has concluded that neither drinking water nor eating fatty foods helps significantly ease hangover symptoms after consuming alcohol, emphasizing that the only way to avoid suffering a hangover is to drink less. What do you think?

“I don’t need a scientific study to tell me that I can drink 800 Dutch students under the table.”

Grady McGowan • Systems Analyst


“Looks like we just have to accept that there is no way to not wake up hungover.”

Russell Colvin • Papal Understudy

“It’s true. There really is no substitute for six raw eggs, diced shallots, Pedialyte, and a shot of insulin.”

Morgan Klein • Head Librarian