Researchers have found new malware that causes ATMs to spit out cash at speeds of $2,500 per minute in a phenomenon known as “jackpotting”—although they stress that it has likely not yet been used in the field. What do you think?

“Ah, so this is why people studied computer science in college.”

Thomas Revord • Icing Piper

“Whoa. Someone had $2,500 in their account at one time?”

Vivianne Tannenbaum • Mani-Pedi Baron

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“Interesting. When I’m doing this, I usually just opt for a crowbar.”

Stan Middleton • Recipe Scribe