Researchers Find New Strain Of HIV

Scientists recently discovered a new strain of HIV that originated in gorillas but is now infecting humans. What do you think?

"Yeah, right. Thanks, MOM."

Parker Hughes • Property Clerk


"I'm going to need some time to figure out what God is trying to say here."

Katrina Gutmanis • Preacher

"If those stupid apes weren't so damn cute, I'd stop rubbing my open wounds against their open wounds."

David Giunta • Machine Molder