Scientists recently discovered a new strain of HIV that originated in gorillas but is now infecting humans. What do you think?
"Yeah, right. Thanks, MOM."
Parker Hughes • Property Clerk
"I'm going to need some time to figure out what God is trying to say here."
Katrina Gutmanis • Preacher
"If those stupid apes weren't so damn cute, I'd stop rubbing my open wounds against their open wounds."
David Giunta • Machine Molder