After the New York Daily News alleged that Richard Simmons was being held hostage in his home by a longtime maid, the 67-year-old fitness guru called in to The Today Show to clarify he has merely made a personal choice to avoid public appearances since 2014. What do you think?

“I refuse to believe that Richard Simmons would ever willingly deny us his presence.”
Maisey Donoghue • Incline Calculator

“Great. I got my tactical weapons gear out for nothing.”
Harley Boone • Spring Coiler
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“Richard Simmons is hostage only to leg day.”
Judd Roland • Kale Lobbyist