Acclaimed director Robert Altman died this week. What do you think?
"I hope he didn't check 'Yes' on the organ-donation box. There's nothing worse than a third-hand heart."
Rebecca Johansen • Systems Analyst
"This death came out of nowhere. Mr. Altman appeared so young, vibrant, and fresh-faced."
Lee Utrecht • Tunnel Digger
"See what happens when you go around being stoned all the time? You accidentally make Popeye and manage to fuck up what would have been a perfectly lovely obit."
Jeremy Wilmington • Bricklayer