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Welcome To Onion Social, The Onion’s New Social Media Platform

Image for I Am Leaving The Bloated Corpse Of Journalism Behind For This So-Called ‘Sociable-Media’ And Its Mountains Of Gold

I Am Leaving The Bloated Corpse Of Journalism Behind For This So-Called ‘Sociable-Media’ And Its Mountains Of Gold

Image for Meet Jeremy, Founder And CEO Of Onion Social

Meet Jeremy, Founder And CEO Of Onion Social

Image for Onion Social CEO: ‘We’re Proud To Announce The First Genital Recognition Software’

Onion Social CEO: ‘We’re Proud To Announce The First Genital Recognition Software’

Image for Onion Social Becomes World’s Most Popular Social Media Site

Onion Social Becomes World’s Most Popular Social Media Site

Image for Priscilla Chan Leaves Mark Zuckerberg For Onion Social CEO

Priscilla Chan Leaves Mark Zuckerberg For Onion Social CEO

Image for Onion Social Inspires Wave Of Democratic Revolutions Around World

Onion Social Inspires Wave Of Democratic Revolutions Around World

Image for Working-Class Silicon Valley Residents Beg Onion Social To Demolish Their Homes For New Headquarters

Working-Class Silicon Valley Residents Beg Onion Social To Demolish Their Homes For New Headquarters

Image for Getting Started With Onion Social

Getting Started With Onion Social

Image for Cops Bust Filthy, Unshaven Mark Zuckerberg For Selling Personal Data On Street Corner

Cops Bust Filthy, Unshaven Mark Zuckerberg For Selling Personal Data On Street Corner

Image for Encouraging Report Shows 45% Of Onion Social Users Survive Beta Testing

Encouraging Report Shows 45% Of Onion Social Users Survive Beta Testing

Image for Users Explain What They Love About Onion Social

Users Explain What They Love About Onion Social

Image for Onion Social Becomes First Company To Reach Top Of Fortune 500 In Less Than 72 Hours

Onion Social Becomes First Company To Reach Top Of Fortune 500 In Less Than 72 Hours

Image for An Open Invitation From Onion Social CEO Jeremy Rosenbaum

An Open Invitation From Onion Social CEO Jeremy Rosenbaum

Image for Onion Social Continues To Dominate

Onion Social Continues To Dominate

Image for Experts Confirm Rainforest Ecosystem Destroyed To Make Room For Onion Social Server Farm Wasn’t That Impressive To Begin With

Experts Confirm Rainforest Ecosystem Destroyed To Make Room For Onion Social Server Farm Wasn’t That Impressive To Begin With

Image for Onion Social Offers Free Medium T-Shirt To Anyone Who Has Been A Victim Of Stalking On Their Site

Onion Social Offers Free Medium T-Shirt To Anyone Who Has Been A Victim Of Stalking On Their Site

Image for Facebook Collapses Following Relentless Rise Of Onion Social

Facebook Collapses Following Relentless Rise Of Onion Social

Image for Onion Social CEO Promises Algorithm Will Now Automatically Label Racist, Sexist Content As ‘Debatable’

Onion Social CEO Promises Algorithm Will Now Automatically Label Racist, Sexist Content As ‘Debatable’

Image for Onion Social Cracks Down On Sexual Harassment By Banning All Women From Platform

Onion Social Cracks Down On Sexual Harassment By Banning All Women From Platform

Image for Onion Social Defends Decision To Remove ‘You Will Live’ Promise From Mission Statement

Onion Social Defends Decision To Remove ‘You Will Live’ Promise From Mission Statement

Image for Onion Social CEO Answers Your Questions On Privacy And User Data

Onion Social CEO Answers Your Questions On Privacy And User Data

Image for Onion Social Announces Hiring Of James Damore As Chief Technology Officer

Onion Social Announces Hiring Of James Damore As Chief Technology Officer

Image for Onion Social Embraces Diversity By Adding Prophet Mohammed Emoji

Onion Social Embraces Diversity By Adding Prophet Mohammed Emoji