Salmon Fillets Contaminated With Cocaine

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Salmon caught in the Seattle area have been found swimming in waste water containing antidepressants, antibiotics, nicotine, and cocaine, though scientists assert eating the fish won’t cause a noticeable drug reaction in humans. What do you think?

“Seattle changes you like that.”

Paul Finn • Tuba Shaper

“The nutritional value of omega-3 certainly feels like it should be illegal!”

Shayna Knowlton • Infant Tester


“It’s a shame these fish will never even appreciate the deal they’re getting.”

Chip Lowry • Acquisitions Novice