Salvador Dali Exhumed To Settle Paternity Suit

The remains of surrealist painter Salvador Dali were exhumed by officials to settle a suit from a 61-year-old tarot card reader claiming to be the artist’s daughter. What do you think?

“I hope this woman finds the closure her creditors are looking for.”

Hanna Larsen • Bowl Smoother


“I’m glad Dali isn’t alive to see his legacy soiled by the bizarre and grotesque.”

Patrick Swern • Fruit Assorter

“Trust me, they don’t just let you exhume someone unless you have a pretty good case.

Samuel Hagan • Rodeo Stylist