Samuel Adams is launching a new, limited-edition beer that will be illegal in 15 states due to its high alcohol by volume of 28%, more than five times the potency of typical US brews. What do you think?

“I’m more than willing to relocate for a stronger buzz.”
Azaan Harrell, Bong Engineer

“It’s not a real Boston lager if it doesn’t cause your marriage to end.”
Brett Trujillo, Suggestion Collector
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“How much alcohol I’m consuming is the last thing I want to think about while drinking.”
Olive Palacios, Paternity Investigator