Sanders Cancels Campaign Events To Receive Heart Stents

After undergoing a minimally invasive surgery for artery blockage, 2020 Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders is resting in “good spirits” and has canceled campaign events until further notice. What do you think?

“Realistically, I can’t support a candidate who doesn’t transcend human mortality.”

Hubert Aarons • Pamphlet Folder


“That’s fine, I’ll vote for a corpse if it comes to it.”

Fatima Horton • Menu Editor

“We’re never going to make any progress in this country if we keep sticking to surgeries that are only minimally invasive.”

Alisdair Mack • Interface Tester