Sarah Huckabee Sanders Leaving White House

Ending a tenure marked by a combative relationship with the press and repeated fabrications, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be leaving her post at the end of the month. What do you think?

“You can only lie so much before your conscience tells you there’s more money in lying elsewhere.”

Fabien Alfaro • Food Tester


“Today, I’m going to deny the evidence of my senses in her honor.”

Roger Sheridan • Amethyst Dealer

“Well, she got some great footage for her reel.”

Sarah Petersen • Aperitif Advocate