Satellite To Hit Earth This Week

A defunct 6-and-a-half-ton climate satellite is scheduled to crash into Earth on Friday, though scientists can't tell exactly when or where just yet. What do you think?

"I'd better see where it lands if I'm going to stow away for its next trip."

John Busner • Prison Guard


“I better put the storm windows in. My wife’ll kill me if space debris tears one of our screens.”

Simon Dykes • Plant Guide

"Oh, wow, this is so much fun. My guess: Saskatchewan, 2:18 p.m., Friday. One death."

Darcy Bloom • Unemployed