Four years after famously lying to his staff and constituents that he was hiking the Appalachian Trail, when in actuality he was visiting his secret Argentine lover, former South Carolina governor Mark Sanford won a special congressional election yesterday. What do you think?
“It’s a sad day for our country when elections are no longer decided by how many affairs each candidate has had.”
Steph Brackhagen • Toe And Heel Laster
“Well, if we can count on South Carolina voters for one thing, it’s making the right decision.”
Jean-Pierre Fontaine • Systems Analyst
“Did he ever get a chance to check out that trail? I hear it’s beautiful.”
Kenneth Roger • Tow Truck Driver