School District Served Meat From 2009, Hid Stench With Gravy

According to a report from a local ABC affiliate, a school district in Tennessee thawed out pork frozen since 2009 and served it to students, smothering it in gravy to mask its stench and “give it a better taste.” What do you think?

“To be fair, 2009 was a pretty good year for pork.”

Charlotte Benson • Aeronautic Engineer


“I think it’s obvious the solution here is charter schools.”

Michael Lloyd • Hat Fitter

“I’ve learned the hard way that covering things with gravy doesn’t always solve life’s problems.”

Ed McCrary • Unemployed

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