Scientist Claims Aliens Hijacked Probe

A German scientist told the newspaper Bild that the reason transmissions from deep space probe Voyager 2 changed last month is because the craft has been taken over by aliens. What do you think?

"The aliens reprogrammed the probe? They sound like giant nerds."

Jake Bannon • Billing-Control Clerk


"That guy's an idiot. Everyone knows that aliens' hands are much too slimy and slippery to take over the controls of a spacecraft."

Olivia Kimball • Dance Instructor

"That’s all I need to hear! I don’t think you can really argue with the first nutso theory a German guy tosses out there."

Ethan Strickland • Gang Boss