Scientist: Human Race Becoming Dumber

Citing mutations in genes that determine intelligence, as well as the fact that modern-day humans don’t have to rely as much on intellect in order to survive and reproduce, a study by Stanford geneticist Gerald Crabtree suggests people are growing dumber. What do you think?

“I’m going to go right on telling my son that he’s stupid, then.”

Japheth Sheridan • Church Janitor


“It’s true. Computers and stuff are great, but when was the last time someone came up with a really great idea, like using a stick to hit things with?”

Madeline Filipowski • Typesetter


Leon Tauscher • Putty Glazer