Researchers have discovered they can restore organ cells to life by injecting them with mitochondria in a method that they have already used to help human infants with heart defects. What do you think?

“Nice. I’ve got a bunch of old lungs out in my garage I’ve been meaning to fix up.”
Philip Cook • Budget Sommelier

“Now’s not exactly the best time to tell people they can live longer.”
Gavin Landrey • Gutter Cleaner
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“And yet no reward for the healthy organs?”
Patricia Welsh • Systems Analyst