In a step toward creating a more plentiful supply of human organs for transplants, Stanford University scientists bred the first sheep-human hybrids. What do you think?

“I’ll give God 10 business days to stop these people, then it’s up to me.”

Harold White • Pacemaker Mechanic

“I’ve been brainstorming slurs for these things all morning.”

Grace Williams • Chocolate Drizzler

“Since everyone else is too cowardly to ask, I guess it’s up to me: How are they with mint jelly?”

Nick Wilmore • Passion Play Writer