Australian scientists have infused light beer with electrolytes to create a beverage that is three times more effective at hydrating the drinker than regular beer, thereby reducing the likelihood and severity of a hangover the next morning. What do you think?

“Sadly, this news comes seven hours too late for me.”

Gerald Weisinger • Theater Projectionist


“Good. I’m sick of getting hydrated without the buzz.”

Toni Molen • Orchard Pruner

“But the hangover is the best part!”

Joseph Lucek • Sieve Maker