Astronomers in Arizona discovered a Jupiter-sized planet they think has a density similar to that of a marshmallow, the exoplanet calculated to be about 17 grams per cubic feet and light enough to float in a bathtub of water. What do you think?
“That’s gonna smell so good when its sun incinerates it.”
Robbie Pruitt, Systems Analyst
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“I wish our planet was that cute.”
Zara Odom, Lobster Trainer
“This is why you should never search for new planets on an empty stomach.”
Mark Britton, Mainframe Programmer