Scientists Find Cocaine In Shrimp

Researchers at King’s College London have found trace amounts of cocaine and ketamine in shrimp tested in locations across England, pointing to the widespread menace of “invisible chemicals,” such as drugs, entering the water supply. What do you think?

“Terrible to have something so pure and natural get ruined by shrimp.”

Kyle Weaver • Gold Filigree Applicator


“I’ve done way worse things for a trace amount of cocaine than eat shrimp.”

Grant Diaz • Shopkeeper

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