Scientists: Humans Could Likely Outrun T-Rex

Two recent studies have concluded that Tyrannosaurus rex probably ran no faster than 16.8 mph, slow enough for a human to outrun over short distances. What do you think?

“Have those scientists taken a good look at humans lately?”

Dave Greenspoon • Nightgown Refurbisher


“I’d say my bigger concern in the next 15 seconds or so is my ability to outrun bears.”

Michael Larpenteur • Infraction Tallier

“I’ll take any win I can get today.”

Ariel Wilke • Mosh Pit Supervisor