A new report shows that winds over the earth’s oceans could provide enough renewable electricity for the entire planet. What do you think?

“I dunno, I use an awful lot of electricity.”

Kevin Harens • Pineapple Sorter

“When will scientists abandon this fantastical notion of their discoveries being converted into actual policies?”

Elizabeth Roth • Grill Scraper

“Just as long as there’s still enough of a breeze left over to rustle my wind chimes.”

Jason Jungman • Jean Jacket Wholesaler