Using rock samples collected by Apollo 14, scientists have pinpointed that the moon is 4.51 billion years old, hundreds of millions of years older than previously believed. What do you think?

“Looks like I won my office betting pool!”

Clive Simpson • Seam Inspector

“I know you’re just trying to cheer me up, but I’m still depressed about turning 50.”

Morty Scalen • Sand Exporter

“Jesus, scientists are so goddamn nosy.”

Jaycee Hennig • Porcelain Collector