Arizona State University scientists have proposed a $500 billion plan to install millions of mechanical pumps in the Arctic Ocean that draw up water and spill it onto polar ice to freeze, growing the total ice surface. What do you think?


“See? This is the kind of research we get when we cut science funding.”

Mandy Seifer • Radon Tester

“We should spare no expense on any plan that lets us wait and see.”

James Koenig • Pasta Crimper

“Pouring water on everything is such an Arizona solution.”

Brent Turner • Retired Shareholder