Researchers from North Carolina's Wake Forest University successfully engineered a replacement erectile tissue that, when implanted in the penises of rabbits, allowed the animals to regain full sexual function. What do you think?


"I'd like to hear more about this. I have a friend who's interested in potential cures for impotence. His name is Sam Bailey, and he lives in Toledo, OH."

Teresa Diggle • Diswashing Machine Repairer

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"Why do all these rabbits and mice get such favorable treatment? They're always the first to receive cutting-edge cures for sexual dysfunction, weight loss, baldness, and paralysis."

Dan Shelley • Systems Analyst

"This breakthrough provides hope for every virile guy cut down in his sexual prime by accidentally slamming his erect penis in a car door."

Ken DeVoto • Net Maker