SeaWorld To Expand Orca Environments

After the marine park’s profits dropped precipitously amid fallout from the documentary Blackfish, which investigated the death of a trainer by a psychologically disturbed orca in captivity, SeaWorld San Diego has announced that it will double the size of the enclosures for killer whales. What do you think?

“Good. That should give them room to cram a few more orcas in there.”

Ron Dotrice • Systems Analyst


“Maybe they should just let the whales live in the ocean and whistle when it’s showtime.”

Linda Perlman • Vending Machine Filler

“But how will these killer whales ever learn to stop hurting innocent people if we keep rewarding them with bigger cages?”

Ritch Shimerman • Statistics Compiler