Secret Service Asks For $8 Million To Build Fake White House For Training Agents

Following a series of embarrassing gaffes involving agents, the head of the Secret Service asked Congress for $8 million to construct a full-scale replica of the White House in Maryland to serve as a training ground for its agents. What do you think?

“Sure, we’d all like a full-scale White House replica every time we screw up at work.”

Jerome McCoy • Set Designer


“It’s hard to believe there’s not an eccentric billionaire somewhere who already has a full-scale White House replica they could rent.”

Olga Garland • Raffle Supervisor

“Let them train all they want, but I will still get in and out completely undetected. I will pet those dogs.”

Jeff Gunter • Unemployed

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