Following a series of embarrassing gaffes involving agents, the head of the Secret Service asked Congress for $8 million to construct a full-scale replica of the White House in Maryland to serve as a training ground for its agents. What do you think?
“Sure, we’d all like a full-scale White House replica every time we screw up at work.”
Jerome McCoy • Set Designer
“It’s hard to believe there’s not an eccentric billionaire somewhere who already has a full-scale White House replica they could rent.”
Olga Garland • Raffle Supervisor
“Let them train all they want, but I will still get in and out completely undetected. I will pet those dogs.”
Jeff Gunter • Unemployed