A test of the reservoir that supplies drinking water for New York city turned up traces of numerous drugs, including caffeine, hormones, and sedatives. What do you think?
"New York tap water is the healthiest around. It cures my headaches and regulates my periods."
Monique Rennebohm • Systems Analyst
"That wasn't intentional? I thought it was just another one of Bloomberg's innovative social-control initiatives."
Len Berman • Appliance Salesman
"Oh, gosh. I hope they never run a test on Mountain Dew Code Red. I'd rather just not know."
Peter Mattioli • Forklift Operator